ok so we were just chatting about life and by life i mean rugratz with a z. like reptar was so fucking cool cause STEW PICKLES invented it and tommy was always walking around with no pants being like “omg im not wearing pants, let’s  go on an adventure!” and chuckie was always a freaking cock block and would cry about being scared. sorrry if you liked him, but chuckie = someone peeing in the bed that you sleep in. just stating the truth. angelica always ate cookies and never got fat so she was a big flase. CYNTHIA SHES A REALLY COOL CYNTHIA BOOGIE TO THE GROOVE NOW. yeah that just happened meg and i remember dat jam and it was sooOooOoOOOoOooOo awesome. COLE AND DYLAN SPROUSE ARE FREAKING MEN NOW WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!??!!? it’s absurd. i don’t like it. i wish they forever had awkward speaking times. disney is so sexual. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhahhH ITS THE PARTY IN THE USA and by that i mean shut up miley you are not in the usa youre in the fucking nashville tennesse and we get it you were fucking cowgirl boots, youre so original it hurts. but i love you nonetheless because you look just like my  best friend and it is alarming. the office was glorious pam and jim finally married. yup that is how i dont know what else to say but state the truth in NBC station television. welllllllllllllllp. i dont have my 8 am tomorrow so if so facto im getting schwasted and going to sandys and making dem awesome life choices with my best friends and LIVING THE DREAM. if you see me at sandys tonight just be like oh hey suzanne lassise you are not drunk andi will be like AW HELL NAH and we wil lbe best friend.s just dont be lik everyone else and call me susan cause then we will have SERIOUS friend probz. just ask kenton porter. i punched him for calling me susan when i woke up at mcewen aka blackedout of my fucking mind. so in conclusion be nice and dont get me preggers cause i dont want a baby

that was trashy, but really, i dont want a baby.

lbr my baby would be born a deformed retarded alcoholic. id name her: Josephina (to throw everyone off since i am clearly not hispanic LoLzZzZzZ)